Yesterday, I was at lunch, and the announcer on the radio said something about, “Want to own a semi-haunted house? Check out so-and-so’s blog.” I didn’t catch the name of the blog, but even now I’m baffled by the concept of a “semi-haunted house.” How does that work exactly? Are the ghosts working on a time-share system? Does Jane Austen have the house this week? Then after she leaves, will Ghengis Khan be staying for a month?
Also, does a semi-haunted house mean exorcisms are half price?
While I’m on the subject, think of all the title possibilities for the sure to be made “based on a true story” movie…
-Kind of Paranormal Activity
-The House on Did You Hear Something Hill
-Nightmare on El
-Friday the 12 1/2
-The Amityville Scare
And of course, my personal favorite: Polteriguess?