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I wonder if it comes alive when it’s alone?

Published September 7, 2016 by ia84

So, this dummy is kind of freaking me out…

And believe me, it’s not helping my “shy bladder” to relax.  

I had an interview for a seasonal job this morning.  Part of the hiring process is having to do a drug test, which is fine…except for the fact that my bladder basically shuts down when it has to work on command.  I’m like, “Really, bladder?  You can wake me up five times a night to pee, but now when I actually need to pee you’re just gonna sit there and laugh at me?”  Since I wasn’t able to provide an adequate sample, I have to sit in this room with the creepy dummy while I drink water attempting to convince my body it can do this.